I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'” Claude Pepper “My therapist told me that the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I started. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and one brownie. I’m already feeling better.” Dave Barry “Life begins at 40—but so does collapsed arches, rheumatism, poor eyesight, and the tendency to tell the same story three or four times.
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Helen Rowland “Never doubt the courage of the French. They are the ones who found the snails edible. Doug Larson “I’ve noticed that even if someone claims. That everything is predetermined, we can’t change what they looked like before they Iceland WhatsApp Number List crossed the street.” Stephen Hawking “I may be a living legend, but when I have to change a flat tire, it certainly doesn’t help.” Roy Orbison “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
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Abraham Lincoln “Inflation is $15 when you cut your hair for $10 and only $5 when you used to have hair.” Sam Ewing “Here are some things to consider: Why don’t you ever see a title like ‘Psychic Wins’?” Jay Leno “My family and I moved a lot from age 8 to 18. Mostly we just stretched a bit, but occasionally one of us would actually get up and go to the fridge.” Jarrod Kintz “I’ve never been hurt by something I didn’t say.” Calvin Coolidge.