Dennis Whateley “Laughter comes from tragedy, and it rewards your courage when you need it most. Irma Bombeck “Half our lives are spent looking for. Things to do with the time we rush through our lives trying to save. Will Rogers “I’m an old man, and I’ve been through a lot of trouble. But most of it never happened” Mark Twain “The day you grow up. You laugh at yourself for the first time.” Ethel Barrymore “Trouble knocked, heard laughter, and hurried away.

When I was a kid

Benjamin Franklin “Don’t sweat for trivial things, and don’t pamper for sweaty things.” George Carlin “Don’t miss your chance to shut up.” Will Rogers “If you could kick the person who bothered you the most, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” Theodore Roosevelt “One of the blessings of old friends is that you can do silly things with them.” Ralph Waldo Emerson “You know, some people say life is short, you can get hit by a bus at any time, you have to live every day like it’s the last. Bullshit. Life is long.

My parents moved a lot

You probably won’t get hit by a bus. For the next fifty years, you’re going to have to accept the choices you make.” Chris Rock “The elevator to success is malfunctioning. You have to take the stairs, one step at a time.” Joe Girard “Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, developing at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dance.” William James “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but there is no need to show it off.

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