Linda Grayson “It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time.” Nafyot Singh Sidhu “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” Will Rogers “Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable to sleep in, I don’t even bother to wear pajamas. I look down, I like t-shirts and stretch pants? Yes, those are pajamas Good night.
Never go the other’s way
Rebecca Romijn “Three things happen as you age. The first is that your memory goes, the other two I don’t remember.” Sir Norman Wisdom “A lie travels half the world before the truth has a chance to put on its trousers.” Winston Churchill “Most people Iran WhatsApp Number List work hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit.” George Carlin “What does forty mean to me? I have to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t have to do it before, but now I have to.
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Tina Fey “I come from a really tough community. At one point, a guy pulled a knife on me. I know he’s not a professional, there’s butter on the knife.” Rodney Dangerfield “The worst part of shopping online is having to get up and get your credit card out of your wallet.” Unknown “The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don’t want to eat, drink what you don’t like, and do what you don’t want to do.” Mark Twain “Have you ever noticed that people who drive slower than you are idiots and people who drive faster than you are lunatics?